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This is a short story of an incident in a village with government officers. Such are the jokes on Government. Different departments focus on different motives which makes it difficult for the common people to choose the best motive, the one should be focusing on. An interesting incident happened with a villager too.

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One day an officer from the Department of Animal Husbandry on a surprise visit went to a village and there met a man and asked

Officer: What do you feed your hens?

Villager: Oh, Sir. Nothing special, We give them all the left out food, all the organic waste and the food waste that we eat.
Officer: You people are mad. You feed your Hens all the waste and garbage? That’s horrible. You’ll be fined for this.

I am from the Department of Animal Husbandry.

And a fine of Rs 10,000 was implied on the Villager.

The villager shocked.

 

Next day, an Agriculture Department officer visited him and enquired about his hens.

Officer: What do you feed your hens?

The man remembered the incident and said

Villager: All the best stuff. expensive Groundnut nut, cashew nut, and dry grapes mainly, of course.

Officer: Are you people crazy? Is that what you feed your hens? The world is facing a shortage in the food supply and you give your hens such expensive items. This will not be tolerated. You’ll be fined for this.

And a fine of Rs 10,000 was implied on the village.

The Villager fainted.

 

Third day

The villager already had the loss of Rs 20,000. He decided to be careful next time.

Next day:

Again a Government officer visited him and said

Officer: What do you feed your Hens?
Villager: Oh, we don’t feed them, Sir. we just give them the money and they go the market and feed themselves.

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